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1.) How long does it take to set up and break down the Haunted Tube?

The basic HAUNTED TUBE framework is made from dog bones, dirt, rocks, cardboard, duct tape, 2x4's, and dried blood - so getting the materials together is actually what takes a year of preparation. The setting up of the HAUNTED TUBE really only takes a few hours. Making sure the BAT WINGS flap properly and the REVOLVING BLADE OF DEATH is set to the right speed are the hardest parts. The wear and tear that the HAUNTED TUBE experiences when its operational greatly reduces the need for break-down time at the end of the night. Usually after being open for an hour or two the HAUNTED TUBE is pretty much falling apart.

2.) Would you consider the Haunted Tube to be a pronoun?

After eight years of local tubes and international tubes, we consider the HAUNTED TUBE to be more like a holiday. It's really a universal tube. But there is an actual tube that unlucky participants crawl thru after entering the front (which, by the way, is labelled "wrong door"), but when the words "the HAUNTED TUBE" are spoken, the whole event and tradition is being referenced, including the HAUNTED TUBE's host, THE DEVIL'S ROBOT, who seems to be a strange mixture of a robot, the devil, and a viking. His job is to stand in the front and usher-in unsuspecting kids with frequently repeated inviting slogans, "Harry Houdini's HAUNTED TUBE!!!!" or "Abraham Lincoln's HAUNTED TUBE!!!" or "DO NOT ENTER THE HAUNTED TUBE!!!!" which you can barely hear over all the loud harsh electronic noise coming from inside the tube. At the end of every HAUNTED TUBE, audience members are frequently heard shouting out the catchphrase "the HAUNTED TUBE!!!" Its all part of the experience. Unlike the ELECTRIC BEAR which began as a musical instrument and quickly developed into time stereo's most beloved characters now featured on t-shirts, in comic strips, an animated movie, and in solo concerts, the HAUNTED TUBE is still just a hard-to-explain phenomenon.

3.) Do you make a new tube every year or do you reuse the old one?

The front wall/face, the bat wings, the revolving blade of doom, and the secret ramp are buried in the back yard each year after Halloween. The multitude of refrigerator boxes are donated each year by WALTERS HOME APPLIANCE, who may have been slightly misled into believing that the boxes are being used for a church-sponsored ANGELS NIGHT CELEBRATION. Lets keep this a secret.

4.) Please list each character and his or her role in the HAUNTED TUBE.

THE DEVIL'S ROBOT-charming host, repeats same slogans all night long until the audience begins mindlessly repeating them themselves WEREWOLF THAT THOUGHT HE WAS G.G. ALLIN-A wolfman who chases people around with horrible things that nobody wants to have near them. BIG BLACK BUG ENGINE- this is at the heart of the tube, it has a large mouth and it tries to steal your shoes when you crawl nearby. Sometimes it tries to hit you with a stick. Maybe it just grabs your ass....watch out!!!! UNQUALIFIED ZOMBIE NURSE- hot nurse (who is already dead) waiting at the exit of the tube. She gives candy and toys to disoriented kids who make it all the way through the HAUNTED TUBE.

5.) Do you keep everything that you find inside the tube?

No. If you think that you may have lost something inside THE HAUNTED TUBE, please send an email to TUBE LOST & FOUND.

6.) What are some of the things that you've found?

Each year we find chuck taylor all-star hi-tops, watches, rings, glasses, 40 oz. bottles, wallets, car keys, a man's hand, a finger, an i-pod, outkast cd, a nice purse, small flasks.

7.) What are some of the things that you wish you hadn't found?

A man's hand, a finger, some poo.

8.) Has anyone been injured inside the tube?

Not legally.

9.) My friend Kari said that she felt very claustrophic the last time she was inside the Haunted Tube and she was wondering if anyone has ever had a panic attack in the eight years.

We compare the HAUNTED TUBE experience to being in a small carboard box filled with smoke and strobe-lights, with super loud noise blasting, while something tries to steal your shoes, occasionally getting hit with a stick, mixed with being in a traffic jam where you're in car with people you don't like and you can't see anything. Its great!!!

10.) It seems like it's the eighth annual every year. Does it seem like that to you?

Last year was the 7th annual HAUNTED TUBE, but the 8th annual NOISE CAMP. People often get the two confused. 2004 will feature the 10th annual noise camp and 9th annual HAUNTED TUBE.

11.) Why is it happening at the Magic Stick with Shonen Knife this year? How did that come about?

Last year PRINCESS DRAGONMOM did a DEVIL'S ROBOT'S BIRTHDAY concert in japan in conjunction with a noise camp tour and we made a lot of friends there. So when one of the members of shonen knife was working at her day-job at a hospital and she had to treat several audience members from the DEVIL'S ROBOT show for a variety of curious injuries, she started asking questions. Next thing you know SHONEN KNIFE wants to headline our 8th annual HAUNTED TUBE event!!! True story!!!

12.) How does the setting change the experience?

Sometimes the ramp is more steep and people slide down dangerously fast.

13.) What inspired/inspires the Haunted Tube?

Davin Brainard and MOG from PRINCESS DRAGONMOM worked at a legitimate haunted house in a parking lot at the mall nine years ago and were excited to learn that you didn't need any special license or training to open up your own haunted house.

14.) How did it start? What is the history?

We tried the haunted box and the haunted truck but they were really too short and too destructive.

15.) And what's special about this year's tube?

Last year we did several tubes including one in Europe at a super fancy exhibition of the great Medieval artist HIERONYMOUS BOSCH. The success of the international tubes and devils robot performances made TIME STEREO more determined than ever to accidently kill someone during a performance. Just kidding. Not really. Actually the grants we received from various art organizations have allowed us the freedom to work virtually unconstricted by budgetary concerns.

 

             
NEW'S CATALOG PIC'S ART HNIA SPECIAL'S